'Cash for Geezers'

We've heard the criticism that if the government can't adequately fund the 'Cash for Clunkers' program, how is it supposed to predict demand and budget for health care after an overhaul. Now Greg Scandlen has satirically taken the combination of the two issues a step further: "The Obama Administration has announced a new Cash for Geezers program. Every American family will be eligible for a $4,500 rebate for turning in their old entitlement-guzzling grandparents to a hospice program...This new program will help combat global warming, stimulate the economy, and reduce the federal deficit."