Here's an Amazon review of "Communism For Kids"

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Submitted by Michael Greenberg (United States), Nov 21, 2017 18:19

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5.0 out of 5 starsWarning

ByAmazon Customeron April 20, 2017

Format: Kindle Edition

I accidentally bought this book for my child, innocently thinking it would teach her about the evils of communism.

Next thing I know, she's coming home from school wearing a black beret, drinking a vodka-filled juice box, and smoking a Cuban cigar. Okay, fine, I think; it's just a fashion statement, just a phase.

Then, she starts inviting all of her friends over to our house, where they hold meetings to discuss "what is to be done?" in regards to "the adult problem."

So far, it's all just talk, no big deal—but then they start raiding my fridge for snacks, calling it "reappropriation."

Now, fast forward two weeks: they've raised a red flag over the playground, which they've commandeered as their headquarters; they're patrolling the streets in their Power Wheels, brandishing Nerf Guns and Super Soakers; and they're rounding up all of the adults for a "re-education camp"

I've barricaded myself in my basement to evade their tightening grasp. They're banging on the door as I type.

I'm giving this book five stars in the hope that it will sell really well, and the author will thereby see the light, embrace capitalism, and cease publishing this book as a result. In the meantime, I urge you not to make the same mistake I made.


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The Future of Capitalism replies:

Very funny!

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